There is usually a heavy dose of sarcasm in my books. I can’t help it. My stories revolve around the way I talk or think in real life. My husband and I always try to outdo each other with witty comebacks and jokes that make the other roll their eyes.
So today I thought I’d share with you some of the sarcastic, eye-rolling, witty moments in my current releases that I love.
Beth Graison getting a ride home by Dean Sutherland in Concealed Desire.
“Beth shamelessly stared at Dean the entire trip home. She memorized the way taut muscles ticked across his jaw, how his strong, tanned hands gripped the steering wheel, the deep breaths expanding his broad chest, and the major tent action in his pants. His tentage was damn impressive. The elevation alone could shelter a family of five.”
Tarney hiding in the shadows of her porch and watching Ethan workout in Sneaking a Peek.
“Normally she would enjoy the show, slink back into the house once the work out was over, and row-row-row her boat gently down the stream, but tonight her body begged for instant gratification.”
Emma describing her Halloween costume picked out by her husband in Phantom Pleasure – Halloween Heat V Anthology
“At least her costume wasn’t out of place. She currently resembled an angel from prostitution central. Tim had been eager to organize her outfit. He’d left it spread across their bed when she’d arrived home from work—white platform stilettos and a white halter-neck dress that clung to her curves tighter than plastic wrap. The dress had tiny bows at the hips and a hem of feathers that matched the gorgeous wings on her back. Her chest stretched the limits of her favorite push-up bra, making her C-cup breasts look as though she’d arrived to audition for the latest porn flick. And then there were the panties. The lily white, crotchless panties. Really Tim?”
I hope you enjoyed some of my favorite moments and that you will check out my latest release – Concealed Desire.
Since her first day at work, Beth Graison has been in love with Dean Sutherland—the “Son” in Sutherland & Son. Although he’s an unrepentant player, there’s an unmistakable connection between them, and she knows he feels it too. But she’s not about to risk her career for any man, especially one with an office right down the hall whom she works with every day.
Dean Sutherland doesn’t do love, but he does do women. And he hasn’t felt more than sexual attraction for any woman until Beth. Entirely feminine, smart, and with a natural beauty beyond compare, she makes him think about all kinds of uncomfortable things—like a future and happiness—things he knows from experience are pure fiction.
When his father, the “Sutherland” in Sutherland & Son, propositions Beth to be more than just an employee, Dean can’t keep her at arm’s length any longer. But he doesn’t expect the scorching kiss they share, or the idea that forms when he holds her in his arms. Can he stop his father’s manipulating game by making the first move on Beth? Or will his reputation as a womanizer make him just one more Sutherland she wants to ignore?
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I do enjoy some snark in the stories I read. Thanks for sharing.
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Thanks for stopping by to comment Debby.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like an awesome read. I can't wait to read it. I do enjoy sacarsm I thnk it makes the story more interesting :)
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love your sarcasm! looking forward to reading your books. thank you for sharing. :)
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Cant wait to read this book.
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I cant wait to read this book. It sounds really good. I love reading romance. Tore923@aol.com
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh at the description of the Halloween costume.
ReplyDeleteFabulous thank you.
Congrats to Eden on the new release!
ReplyDeleteI love humor and sarcasm in stories, just like in life. Can't wait to read this Eden :) Congrats again.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to read this book.
ReplyDeleteThank you all for taking the time to comment.
ReplyDeleteSome of my favourite books are from sarcastic authors like J.R. Ward, Kresley Cole and Gena Showalter.
I hope you will give Concealed Desire a try.
I love the use of sarcasm as a literary tool for good dialogue. It makes for great writing in some of the best novels. sdylion(at)gmail(dot)com
ReplyDeleteI LOVE reading saracsm as it's funny. My hubby is the King of Sarcasm so this book is right up my alley!
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to reading your book. Thank you for sharing! :)
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Looking forward to reading your book! Thank you for sharing! :)
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congratulation to Eden on the new release. looking forward to read :)
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